So who is this Crista Anne person anyway?

Crista Anne, in her natural state. Resting.

Crista Anne, in her natural state. Resting.

Crista Anne is a progressive pleasurist, dildo wielding revolutionary and sex-postive parent with her Partner In Everything, X. Valentine Orenda. Her evangelical zeal for quality dildos was cultivated behind the counter of a sex toy boutique, where she worked as Manager and Buyer. Daily experiences with dildos made of mystery materials turning people away from the joys of sex toys gave her the idea for Dildology nearly a decade before its creation. She believes that pleasure is a fundamental right, that sex toys can be beneficial to any body with a body, and that body safe sex toys should be should be the rule, not the exception.

We are sexual superheroes and dildo waving revolutionaries. In Dildo Veritas

Nice and/or amusing things said about me:

Crista Anne is an advocate for sex positive politics and products. Adventurous in spirit and inquisitive in nature. She’s been giving the world fascinating sex toy blogging since 2001

Metis Black
Tantus President and Founder

Amusement from readers, friends and customers:

How to make (1) Crista: Combine vast knowledge of toys and lubes with a friendly and outgoing demeanor, mix with a ready smile and a kink-positive outlook, and season with a dash of snark and rapier wit. Let set until the result is just right – you will know because you will have the overwhelming desire to hit that like the fist of an angry god. Enjoy. -Josh

Crista strikes fear in the hearts of those who would spread slander and lies about sex. Misconceptions and false information are the brittle Tokyo to her Godzilla of enlightenment. -Jason

Crista is a Toy Goddess with a suitcase full of pleasure and a head full of knowledge. She’ll make you laugh, cry, and scream (in pleasure) in equal measures. She’s funny, informative, and awesome . . . -Andi Pants


Interested in procuring my skills for a project? Interested in having me review an item? Have hate mail for me to snark? Need an opinion on what accessory to purchase? Want to give me money for no reason at all?

My email is Crista [at] gmail [dot] com or find me on twitter @Pinkness.


2 Responses to Crista Anne – Progressive Pleasurist & Dildologist

  1. Earl Newton says:

    I believe the look on that cat’s face can adequately be described as, “gay panic.”

  2. Dorrie Lane says:

    Yes, and now you can add “Vulvalutionary” to your title. Welcome to the International Pleasure Guard!

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