So who is this Crista person anyway?

Pussy Eating. No cats were harmed in the taking of this photo

Most everything you need to know about me can be pieced together by reading the words that fall off my fingertips, but here is a quick primer…

I have been over-sharing on the internet for over ten years now across a variety of blogs, social networks and websites. Am a retired Naked Girl on the Internet from the days when doing such a thing was novelity, writer, blogger, feminist and lover of all things sex-positive.  My borderline fetishistic love of sexual accessories was cultivated over years spent working at, managing and buying for a chain of sex shops in the DFW Metroplex. After a brief hiatus I rekindled my passions for quality sexual aids and sex education as a Pleasure-Based Sex Educator with Love U.

Now I have returned to my roots as a blogger and Sex Geek.

Beyond my beloved home base here at PSG I contribute to a handful of sex-positive blogs, am a proud member of Dr Ruthie‘s Sex-Positive Professionals Group, volunteer as a Momentum 2012 assistant and am the author of hot queer porn scene descriptions on Good Dyke Porn. (<3 Bren – I told you I was putting it on my resume!)

When not running my mouth about sex I can be found bowing to the demands of my toddler tyrant Bean, laughing with my beloved Mr Geek, being overly snarky with my BFF heatherbat and screaming creative strings of curses while watching football. (I was born and raised with a wedge of cheese on my head in Wisconsin.) My favorite song is Swan Dive by Ani Difranco, book is Real Live Nude Girl by Dr Carol Queen, as of this moment I do not have a favorite movie and I can eat my weight in fresh cheese curds.

Nice and/or amusing things said about me:

Crista Anne is an advocate for sex positive politics and products. Adventurous in spirit and inquisitive in nature. She’s been giving the world fascinating sex toy blogging since 2001

Metis Black
Tantus President and Founder

Amusement from readers, friends and customers:

How to make (1) Crista: Combine vast knowledge of toys and lubes with a friendly and outgoing demeanor, mix with a ready smile and a kink-positive outlook, and season with a dash of snark and rapier wit. Let set until the result is just right – you will know because you will have the overwhelming desire to hit that like the fist of an angry god. Enjoy. -Josh

Crista strikes fear in the hearts of those who would spread slander and lies about sex. Misconceptions and false information are the brittle Tokyo to her Godzilla of enlightenment. -Jason

Crista is a Toy Goddess with a suitcase full of pleasure and a head full of knowledge. She’ll make you laugh, cry, and scream (in pleasure) in equal measures. She’s funny, informative, and awesome . . . -Andi Pants

Contact:

Interested in procuring my skills for a project? Interested in having me review an item? Have hate mail for me to snark? Need an opinion on what accessory to purchase?

My email is Crista [at] gmail [dot] com or find me on twitter @PinkSexGeek.