Overall, I have an extreme dislike for the word “panty”. Can’t really put my finger on why, but it always has rubbed me the wrong way. Don’t really have a substitute term for it that is sexier, I normally call my underwear as being my “underthings”. None of this is particularly important because as a rule, I don’t wear panties / drawers / underthings / whatever. I hates them. Crawl up my butt, bunch uncomfortably, leave weird lines and most days I cannot match my pants to top so the idea of matching my bra and panties is just way too much effort for me. My vulva likes to be free and unrestrained. She’s a rebel like that.

You have no idea how I had to contort to get these pictures

I bring all of that up to start this so you can grasp the shocking nature of what I am about to say. Right now, as I type, I am wearing the exact clothing in these pictures. Sitting here relaxing and wearing sexy Peepshow Princess Panties. I think a few of my long time friends/lovers just died of shock. On the off chance none have fallen out of their chairs yet – I wear these all the time.

From the moment they arrived upon my desk I knew we were going to have a love affair. The packaging is absolutely glorious and I took enough pictures of them in the box to cover 16 reviews. It’s just so pretty…

The sexy drawer-esque packaging

Arriving in a sturdy slide out drawer the panties are beautifully showcased from the moment you lay eyes on them. Instantly I could see how fabulous my ass was about to look showcased. In my life I have picked up a lot of sexy adult shop panties which are always packaged in flimsy plastic packages with airbrushed beyond recognition models on the front. Usually I felt fat and inadequate before they were even out of the box. Feeling sexy just looking at them? Fabulous. Another bonus with the packaging? After the panties have been removed the bottom of the drawer says “INSPIRE DESIRE”. Which sadly I was not able to get a good picture of.

Yes, oh wonderful panty drawer, I shall!

The absolute first thing I noticed upon getting them into my hands is how un-brillo pad like the texture of the lace is. Incredibly luxe and soft? Not quite, but they did not remove a layer of skin from my fingertips while handling them. A vast improvement from every other bit of lingerie I’ve gotten from some of the Big Name companies. *ahem*Leg Avenue*ahem*Dreamgirl*ahem*

After a run through in the wash they were even softer. Two minutes after landing perfectly around my hips there were grainy webcam pictures on twitter. My ass looks ah-may-zing! Now, I have a nice butt. I like my butt. Rarely though have I ever had the extreme desire to parade around in a pair of undies with a bullhorn shouting at passers by to oogle my behind. I wanted to shake my ass in someone’s face at that exact instant. Sadly there was no one to shake for available so I packed them away for Mcon, figuring that an extra boost of sexy would come in handy.

I need to start doing yoga...

I wore these to the Red & Black ball under my awesome skirt and was shocked by how comfortable they were. Any pair of undies gets on my nerves after a few minutes but not once was I focused on how the panties felt instead of the rockstar time I was having. Sure, they live in my buttcrack but it has yet to annoy me. After a minute or two I just don’t notice it anymore.

Now, the crotchess aspect. Grand, glorious and wonderful for sneaking a bullet down my pants and getting direct clitoral stimulation for masturbation on the sly. My personal preference is to have the under things I may be wearing completely off or pushed to the side. (Hot!) Having them on for PIV sex would be distracting. Fully admit that they were not extensively tested in that aspect. However! Peepshow Princess + Pure Wand? Panties were not in the way at all during G-Spotting and the visual was enough to get me off. I just got wet again thinking about it.

In summary? I love, adore and lust after these so much that I have stopped being bothered by the word panty. That’s saying something.

Edit: It has been revealed to me that the manufacturer meant for the bow to be in front. That’s right, I’m totally wearing ‘em backwards! See, I told you I don’t do this whole panties thing. Just rushed and put them on the other way and for some reason I feel really silly with the bow in front. Still comfy but I will continue to be a rebel and wear my panties backwards. I had to share the laugh.

Specs:

• Size (Small): 23″ – 38″ hip
• Size (Large): 27″ – 42″ hip – (These are the size I requested and they are a smidge loose. Probably should have gotten the small, but my brain could not wrap around the idea that a small anything fits me. I’m a women’s pants size 10/12 for reference as I have no idea what my measurements are.)
• Material: 92% Nylon and 8% Spandex
• Care: Hand-wash in cold water (I have accidentally washed them in the washer. They were fine, but I wouldn’t risk it. They are far too wonderful.)

I. Want. So. Bad.

I really cannot thank Babeland enough for sending the Peepshow Princess Panty to me in exchange for an honest review. I give two sassy shakes in their direction for being one of my favorite sex-positive, women-friendly and LGBTQ loving shops.