I’m a very positive person, I work in an erotic store. For me, sexual pleasure is within everyone’s reach and sex toys are an excellent choice.
We are sexual superheroes and dildo waving revolutionaries.
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How to make (1) Crista: Combine vast knowledge of toys and lubes with a friendly and outgoing demeanor, mix with a ready smile and a kink-positive outlook, and season with a dash of snark and rapier wit. Let set until the result is just right – you will know because you will have the overwhelming desire to hit that like the fist of an angry god. Enjoy. -Josh
Crista strikes fear in the hearts of those who would spread slander and lies about sex. Misconceptions and false information are the brittle Tokyo to her Godzilla of enlightenment. -Jason
Crista is a Toy Goddess with a suitcase full of pleasure and a head full of knowledge. She’ll make you laugh, cry, and scream (in pleasure) in equal measures. She’s funny, informative, and awesome . . . -Andi
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